
“All right, ya buncha pussies! I’m back and I’m kickin’ ass!” Spoken by the great Geretta Geretta, aka the hooker from Demons.
A Frankenstein-monster concoction of Aliens and Terminator that’s as hilarious as it is bone headed . The acting on display is atrocious and wouldn’t be any different had schlockmeister Bruno Mattei waved pieces of wood in front of the camera. The blatant theft of Cameron’s two hit films is unbelievable, but this film plays like the sugar-rushed fan fiction of a bunch of twelve-year-olds when a late period twist that’s practically a deus ex machina is thrown in to save our doomed heroes. It’s a terrible film, yet it’s nonstop, almost adorably stupid machinations make it worth a look.
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